“Well, that was just wrong,” I thought to myself as I put the sandwich down. Still, I tried again—another bite, then another.
Don’t do this. Don’t even do this under supervision.
Do not layer peanut butter, anchovy paste, and pimento cheese between slices of bread. This will confuse your palette, lead you to take a few more bites to try to decode the taste buzz, and finally to discard the remnants due to fear of screwing up your stomach for the rest of the night. I don’t think these ingredients really go together. Say what you will, but the recipe for Granny Belle’s Three Way Sandwiches was just…